General Jokes

[willowtigger]

Some jokes i came across:

How does the Solar System hold up its trousers? With an asteroid belt

Did you hear about the astronaught who broke the laws of gravity? He got a suspended sentence

 

[Ash]

Continuing on with the space theme -

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

He just needed a little space.

 

[willowtigger]

What happens when Uranus gets drunk in the planetary pub?
He gets a sore arse from landing on top of Earth

 

[Ash]

What do you win in a space talent competition?

A constellation prize.

 

[Heatman]

What happens when Jupiter decides to pack up it's bags and embark on a vacation? We are toast for good 😂.

 

[Ash]

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

It had no atmosphere.

 

[Nebulous]

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?

The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.